thizz-or-die:

IT’S NOT EVERY DAY YOU COME UPON A PHOTO LIKE THIS ON THE INTERNET. IT’S ALSO NOT EVERY DAY YOU RECOGNIZE 90% OF THE PILLS IN SAID PHOTO. ;)

thizz-or-die:

IT’S NOT EVERY DAY YOU COME UPON A PHOTO LIKE THIS ON THE INTERNET. IT’S ALSO NOT EVERY DAY YOU RECOGNIZE 90% OF THE PILLS IN SAID PHOTO. ;)

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thinksquad:

Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.

While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”

The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.

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they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore

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wild-nirvana:

You touched me more in 24 hours than anyone’s been able to do in 16 years.

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endermisha:

bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity 

Engineering at its finest

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*shy but actually a sex freak*

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potent:

giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl

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justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

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juliehen:

sexience:

best porn blog ever

👠
  • cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
  • cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......
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alexsteeles:

"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

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mariabarring:

*doesnt play game for 6 months*
*forgets controls*
*goes back to game* where am i??/ who am i??? what should i do?? who the fuck is that?? who the fuck are you??what???

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